One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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