Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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