Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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