so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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