She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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