What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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