I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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