hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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