That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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