So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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