saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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