Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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