Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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