This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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