Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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