There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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