I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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