I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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