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(614): View more from Ohio

i dont know whats so great about being respectable.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"

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(650): View more from California

we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed

(505): View more from New Mexico

god you guys know how to party

(650): View more from California

worst. bachelorette party. ever.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future

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(360): View more from Washington

True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?

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(708): View more from Illinois

Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?

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(207): View more from Maine

I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.

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