You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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