Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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