summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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