I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Randomize
