So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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