she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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