just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
