I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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