Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
