i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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