rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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