when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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