So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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