How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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