dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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