So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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