Umm I'm too high to move.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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