I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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