Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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