You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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