We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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