Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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