also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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