3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It's never too late to be topless.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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