So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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