She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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