What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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