You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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