Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
