My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
