physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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