Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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