It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Buhtt sex?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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