More tranny stories later!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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